- straight people seeing a man and woman breathe in the same general vicinity: holy shit get ready for True Love Romance
- straight people watching realistic character development between two women: they're just friends, they'd never get together, it's unrealistic
people will really have the gall to look me (Femme with a capital F, protector of butches) in the eye and say “well at least you’re not one of THOOOSEEE bull dyke lesbians”
n that’s when I pull the hammer out of my tote bag












